Yo! Game 2 was just about the same as Game 1. The Raptors made some lineup changes, inserting Norman Powell and Patrick Patterson into the starting five, and then the Cavaliers decided they weren’t going to miss a three-pointer all game, and so we might just copy and paste this series recap two more times:
RAPS-CAVS SERIES RECAP— alex (@steven_lebron) May 4, 2017
G1 THX FOR THE SCRIMMAGE INVITE BRON!!
G2 [ctrl + c] G1 [ctrl + v]
Positives! Jonas Valanciunas turning into the Big Aristotle. Hmmm, searching for others.
JV IS READY TO LEAD THE RAPTORS TO A 12-POINT LOSS LET'S GOOOO— alex (@steven_lebron) May 3, 2017
at least bron didn't grab a beer yet— alex (@steven_lebron) May 3, 2017
If we’re looking for moral victories, this is what we’re getting in this series against the Cavs:
'the raptors cut it to single digits' is the only victory we getting in this series i'll take it— alex (@steven_lebron) May 3, 2017
Writing about blowouts is so hard. The inevitability of being swept is so discouraging. Scheduling update:
cavs-raptors G3 & G4 has been moved to the discovery channel for the extinction of dinosaurs— alex (@steven_lebron) May 4, 2017
Alright let’s get out of here and remember this:
cavs basically a 73-win team in the east playoffs https://t.co/TXggQ2u1cr— alex (@steven_lebron) May 4, 2017