If you go by 2K Sports' logic in their player ratings for their upcoming NBA 2K15 video game, you'll come to the conclusion that Toronto Raptors' rookie Bruno Caboclo is the worst of the worst in the National Basketball Association.
The @NBA2K Twitter account slowly began releasing the ratings once it reached the 585,000 follower mark. Gamers got a sneak peak at who was ranked where from No. 200 to 424, with Caboclo bringing up the rear at No. 424.
Seriously. He's dead last. (h/t attackofthefanboy.com)
Caboclo is lower than Hasheem Thabeet? Sergey Karasev? Donald Sloan?
Are you telling me that the "Brazilian Kevin Durant" couldn't muster up enough support on the 2K staff to garner a little more respect under their ratings criteria?
Blasphemy! This shall not stand.
Don't make me scour through the settings and alter his rating myself.
What? I can't actually do that? Well that's a shame.
It's almost as if the only research that was done on Caboclo was listening to ESPN analyst Fran Fraschilla's assessment on draft night back on June 26. I feel as if his age and the cloud of mystery surrounding him amounted to his final rating of 64, yet it's still rather surprising.
On the bright side, if he exceeds expectations and shows value during the 2014-15 season, his rating will slowly grow, thus saving him from obscurity.
Don't sweat it, Raptor fans. Caboclo is merely two years away from being two years away on the cover of NBA 2K19.