If the whole basketball thing doesn't pan out, at least Patrick Patterson's winning smile and charming personality will land him a gig in retail somewhere.
If you need the low down on which sports bras are on sale, just yell across the store and give 2Pat a shout.
Same goes for spandex. Undergarments are his area of expertise.
And be sure to pick up Patterson's jersey while you do your shopping as well. That's key.
$18 million over three years doesn't pay the bills like it used to, people.