Never ever doubt the words of Jeff Goldblum when it comes to dealing with Raptors....
Mr.Pilkington (via turnipdaisy)
As such, Masai Ujiri needs to give us:
- A Newspaper to slide under doors
- Blueprints to build a Bridge to Venezuela
- A nice Tobacco Pipe and box of matches
- A smoking jacket and a nice cognac
- Dental floss to help get the rotting flesh of Jeff Goldblum out of our cuspids (post meal)
- A threat in the low post....