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Imagined phone conversation between Rudy Gay and his agent

agent: "Hey hey, Rudy, how you doing"

Rudy: "Wasup"

agent: "Lets talk business"

Rudy: "Wha?"

agent; "Contract discussion time big guy"

Rudy: "Uh huh, yeah."

agent: "Tough game against Houston eh"

Rudy: ""Huh? Yeah, what about it?"

agent: "you know you're one of the nba's top players..."

Rudy: "yeah"

agent:"...but to maximize the $$ of our...I mean 'your' next contract, you should, you know, tighten up on your shot selection"

Rudy: "wha?"

agent: "Your shot has gone cold Rudy"

Rudy: "Cold? Naw man, cold is like...winter in Canada, my shot is fine"

agent: (silence for seconds) "...maybe play a little 'team' ball once in a while"

Rudy: "Wha? Naw, man I gotta get off my shots"

agent: "...yeah okay, but your shooting efficiency is at an all-time low right now..."

Rudy: "Listen, there's bad players, average players, good player and then there is R U D Y G A Y."

agent: (blanching) yeah...for sure you are, but right now your stats are..."

Rudy:"Stats!? Stats!? Don't tell me about stats, I change games man! Stat that!"

agent: " uh huh. uh huh, yep you're a game changer, but every time you shoot like you did in the Houston game we/you lose between $500 000 to $1 000 000 per season in the next contract negotiation."

Rudy: "Wha, whatever man"

agent:" Maybe just pass the ball a little bit more, you know"

Rudy: "Well, when the game starts, I always pass into the post, you know to Valunciuwhatever, and then by the 2nd quarter I just stop seeing everybody and everything but the net. So, you know, I shoot." (Rudy stares off into space)

agent: "I know, people and teammates are noticing that too."

Rudy: "Whatever man, just tell them I got eye surgery and it will come around. Anyways, its been a slice, gotta go man..."

agent:"But..! wait.."

Rudy: click

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