All-Star Saturday Night - Forgettable
I won't beat around the bush here - All-Star Saturday Night was a total snoozer and one that people will easily forget.
From a one-hour H-O-R-S-E game to a bland dunk contest there was little to talk about after the "festivities" in Dallas.
There's not a lot to talk about after All-Star Saturday night. If you missed it, you didn't miss much. If you sat through it all you probably wish you had those hours back.
Here's a brief synopsis:
- The H-O-R-S-E- contest was absolutely brutal. None of Kevin Durant, Omri Casspi or Rajon Rondo looked even remotely interested and after an hour the league was forced to turn the contest into a three point shootout. Durant won, but anyone who sat through it came out a loser.
- The Shooting Stars contest was actually ok, but I am jaded by the fact that we were waging on pretty much everything, including this. This event is good for filling time but I don't know of a single human being who actually looks forward to seeing it. The worst part was Chris Webber who apparently thinks he has fat ankles and wouldn't even take off the warm-up pants.
- The Skills Contest was probably the high point, mostly because of Steve Nash who is one of the few NBA players who actually looks like he is having fun out there. He has no "tough guy" image to protect so he can ham it up, which he did. His attempt to block Deron Williams final lay-up in final was jokes as was his introductory flex-down.
- The three point shootout was just bizarre. After Stephon Davidson hit 18 in the first round viewers were told that Paul Pierce and Chauncey Billups (who each hit 17) were going to have a shoot-off to make it to the finals...only for some inexplicable reason (probably in the interest of time after the awfully long H-O-R-S-E game) there was not shoot-off and Paul Pierce took the title. The highlight? Charles Barkley killing Daquan Cook and his inability to get off the bench in Miami.
- The dunk contest was arguably the worst one in years, if not ever. Shannon Brown and Gerald Wallace embarrassed themselves as they have done better dunks in games and were quickly eliminated. The best dunk was the DeRozan jam off a feed from Sonny Weems (off the backboard), but on a whole it was a non-event. The crowd was dead, the dunks sucked and to top it all of fan voting resulted in a Nate Robinson win solely because his last dunk was better than DeRozan's. There was zero creativity and it left the TNT broadcasters scratching their heads.
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Agreed, boring, no creativity
Too bad that DeRpzan lost 51-49% fan vote. Not crazy about fan voting, was better when comentators continued to vote for the finals. No more Nate please, seen that, enough already. Need more real NBA dunkers, Wallace and Brown a joke.
Garbage
Absolute garbage. Huge disappointment. DeRozan’s first round was good but other than that everything sucks. What were Gerald Wallace and Shannon Brown thinking? I mean, Shannon’s second dunk was just a regular Alley-oop and he pretty much got as much as DeRozan’s first dunk…
DeRozan needs more showmanship. It was so boring. And what was with TNT showing Gerald Wallace During DeRozan’s first dunk of the final round. That was retarded… we never even got to see the dunk until the replay was played.
DeRozan needs to bulk up, get stronger, gain some showmanship, and start reading online about ideas to actually make the dunk contest creative. I heard the last dunk was supposed to have references to Michael Jackson, but they didn’t want props or something…
creativity, hops and style
Derozan has enough creativity and hops. I think his dunks could have won it. He just lost on style points. His dunks look lazy sometimes. He needs to have more style. A lot of times he looks like he’s just throwing it in there. What Nate does well that Derozan didn’t is time it right so that he slams the ball in just at the apex of his jump. Derozan has too much forward momentum. If he could just hold on to the ball a second longer and then throw it in last minute then his style points would have been a lot higher.
Derozan’s dunk were good enough to win the competition but he needed to make his movements look bigger while dunking.
A perfect example was…Gerard Wallace. His dunks were no less better than Nate’s dunk. But wallace barely moved the ball up and down his body in mid flight. No style whatsover. Nate has good timing. He slams the ball in right when he starts coming down from his flight.
At least this year’s dunk competition wasn’t gimmicky like the past couple of years. Kryptonight? Superman? Blowing a birthday cupcake while dunking? How the hell does any of those make them good dunkers? They had good showmanship though.
You know what would help...
… make All-star Saturday night interesting? Involving some more god dammed All Stars! Seriously, from now on, the fields for the dunk and three point contests should consist of only All-Stars. Wouldn’t it be interesting to see a dunk contest with Wade and LeBron? And enough is enough, the league should start mandating performances (i.e. LeBron, you’re participating in the dunk contest, your playing for a charity so don’t be a dick, and if you don’t like it, you’re suspended for the next 5 games). What a novel idea, All-Stars at the All star weekend…
what about an all USA team against an NBA rest of the world game?
That would bring out some fire….
The Three Point Contest
The reason that Pierce and Billups didn’t face off was because they were not suppose to. The announcers made an error as they said off the top of the competition that the top 3 advance (as they have every year since I can remember). Simple Mistake.
I am not sure why DD went soft on his second dunk. Maybe he mistimed it so it looked more lame then it was. Considering Nates first dunk was changed mid way through and he looked like he was just going to hand it to DD you have to wonder if DD though all he had to do was complete the dunk to win. I thought that if DD did even one Carter dunk he would have won in a landslide. It is just sad that the only person who got a 10 in the contest didn’t win.
Disappointing performances by Brown and Wallace didn't help, however...
As far as I’m concerned, the lack of crowd enthusiasm falls squarely on the shoulders of Lebron James. You had tens of thousands of people buying tickets to an event they were under the impression would feature “the best basket ball player in the world”. Then, at the eleventh hour (or a few weeks ago) he drops out. The crowd lost interest in the dunk competition before it even began. Derozan and co. didn’t stand a chance. Now, wether James punked out because he didn’t think the competition was worthy or because he didn’t want to run the risk of losing to a “lesser player” remains to be seen . I’m guessing it’s the latter as James is all about his legacy and wouldn’t want an embarrasment like that to tarnish it. But you just watch. James WILL enter the dunk contest next year and everyone will be screaming King James saved the dunk contest and it will only realistically be marginally better than what we saw on Saturday night. But Kenny Smith will make it sound like world peace had just been achieved. After all, it was Smith who said he should retire because he’ll never see a better dunk than a 7 foot Dwight Howard tapping the ball off the backboard to himself and slamming it with the other hand. Kenny Smith’s face should be in the dictionary next to hyperbole.
Over the last week or so Raptors TV has been replaying previous dunk competitions and I’ve watched just about all of them. They looked earily similar to what we saw last night. Nice dunks, no props. So don’t tell me this was one of the worst dunk offs ever because after the previous couple of years this was gold. Like I said in a previous post, this was the best dunk contest in three years. I hope Derozan gets another shot, because I don’t think he get a fair shake.

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