Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: Blake Griffin Slam Dunks: NBA Jam Style

From EPMD to The Pharcyde - RaptorsHQ Previews the Atlantic Division

Photo

The HQ gives their own twist on season previews; comparing each NBA team to a classic hip-hop album.  With some help from various parties, the HQ kicks off their week-long series by looking at Toronto's own Atlantic Division.

Star-divide

Me and Jay same track?  You gotta be kiddin,
Its like that brotha Jordan, I'm Scottie Pippen,
Its like Magic, Worthy,
Parish, Bird, B
Stocktone, Malone ish
Who gonna stop this?  Hold this,
Game like Doc and Moses,
Full court press and the ROC control this...
 
 

-Beanie Segal featuring Jay-Z - "Raw & Uncut"

Whether it was Chuck D and Michael Jordan, or Jay-Z and LeBron James, Hip-Hop and Basketball culture have been intertwined for decades now.  Basketball is a common topic in hip-hop songs, and walk into any NBA locker room pre-game and you'll find heavy doses of the latest hip-hop blasting out of team speakers.

A few weeks ago Ryan Wolstat of the Toronto Sun and I were talking ball, and as hip-hop heads, we thought it would be funny to describe the upcoming Raptors season with a classic hip-hop album.  He picked Outkast's "Stankonia," while I picked the Roots "Things Fall Apart."

It was a funny idea, and a few days later I thought it might be interesting to do an entire NBA preview using this same methodology.

Therefore, Ray Bala and myself got to work, and searched far and wide to get various takes from bloggers, journalists, and hey, even a rapper, to help break down the upcoming NBA season, classic hip-hop style.

The rules were simple.  Match up an NBA team with a classic album and write a brief blurb as to why the match makes sense.

With our Game-Day preview vs the Kings coming later this afternoon, we kick things off this morning by examining the Atlantic Division, and a sampling of thoughts:

 

Atlantic Division:

 

Product Details

Boston Celtics – Unfinished Business.

While Jeff Clark of Celticsblog threw out some non-hip-hop gems like "Glory Days" by Spruce Springsteen, Scott Carefoot of Raptorblog nails this one by comparing the C’s to EPMD’s classic, Unfinished Business.   While Eric and Parish were making dollars, KG and crew are back to complete the task that they fell just short of last year; winning another NBA title.

 

Product Details

New Jersey Nets – Life After Death

If there was a team that was "dead," last year, it was indeed the New Jersey Nets.  Armed with a new owner, a top 3 pick in Derrick Favors, and a number of new players, this year marks a new beginning for the franchise and Notorious B.I.G.’s sophomore masterpiece therefore was a perfect choice made by SB Nation’s New Jersey Nets’ blog, Nets Daily.  Oh, and bonus points for the team preparing to move to Brooklyn.

 

Product Details

New York Knicks – Bizarre Ride to the Pharcyde

Who knows what to make of this Knicks team this season?  Sure they grabbed Amar’e when they couldn’t get the "Big 3," but are projects like Anthony Randolph and Timofey Mozgov enough to get the team to the promised land?  It should be a strange and exciting trip in any event, hence the choice of the Pharcyde’s classic debut by Seth of Posting and Toasting.

 

Product Details

Philadelphia 76ers – Illadelph Halflife

Hailing from Philly, any Roots album seems like a natural choice to be used to describe the 76ers.  But the crew’s sophomore release (not counting Organix), my favourite of their discography, is dark, raw, and leaves the listener with more questions than answers…yep, similar to this current 76ers’ squad.  Add in a few players who are half as good as they were in their primes, Brand, Kapono etc, and this choice by HQ Associate Jeff Chapman seems bang on.

 

Product Details

Toronto Raptors – Moment of Truth

As mentioned, Ryan Wolstat and I had taken some shots at this for the Dinos picking "Stankonia" and "Things Fall Apart," but instead of running with the same options for Toronto this time around, I decided to go with Gangstarr’s last masterpiece.  The title really says it all as this season may indeed be the moment of truth for players like Andrea Bargnani and even the likes of Jay Triano and Bryan Colangelo.

Comment 11 comments  |  0 recs  | 

Do you like this story?

Comments

Display:

this has to be..

The best post you ever did..love how you mix the teams with some great hip hop albums (some my personal) favorite. Love it.

by sherwin316 on Nov 1, 2010 8:02 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

How about Raptors = The Low End Theory?

The title of Tribe’s sophomore classic was meant to suggest that African Americans and hip hop music would always exist on the “low end” of the social and cultural hierarchies of America. Not unlike the NBA’s only Canadian outpost, constantly striving to prove that we’re not a pro basketball backwater.

by AJL on Nov 1, 2010 9:20 AM EDT reply actions  

so true. Oh you can use Biggie Smallz’ " Ready to Die" since that’s what the Raptor are going to do.

by Jeffrey Thompson on Nov 1, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Low End Theory was suggested for a number of entries and you’ll definitely see it as we roll out the other divisions…

Adam Francis - Publisher - RaptorsHQ.com

by Adam Francis on Nov 1, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sacramento/Cleveland – Down With the King? (Run DMC)

Minnesota – 8 Diagrams (Wu Tang), that’s probably how many plays they have.

Miami – Stakes is High (De La Soul)

Celtics – FU Don’t Take it Personal (FU-Schnickens) and considering Shaq-Fu is on the team.

by Ustation on Nov 1, 2010 11:01 AM EDT reply actions  

I hate hip hop but...

 The Beasties: ‘Liscence to ill’

A bunch of white guys, in a field dominated by people of colour, making us ill.

by CamHilton on Nov 1, 2010 11:59 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I'm a Praying Mantis....

…on the court; and I can’t be beat…
Yo Jack what’s up with those boots on your feet?
I’ve been working on my game,
cause MLSE wont be luxury taxing…

Colangelo’s Phone is Ringing – Oh My God!

Gonna get-it together,
Gonna get-it together -like Ma’belle (sonny)
Gotta get-it together – so watch it…. (andrea)
Nah – nah nah.. nah
Keep it on and on, (on and on)

(The cover of Ill Communication looks like Linus Kleiza is demanding his fried chicken be served with a side of macaroni). He is deeply expressing how the herb has to match ‘the spice to the flavor’.

by Jenge on Nov 1, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

That should have read ‘other genres’?

Is there a death metal version of this post? Electronica? (are the Raps Underworld’s ‘Beaucoup Fish’?) or even, dare I say it, disco?

 Keep up the original thinking guys!

by CamHilton on Nov 1, 2010 12:04 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

RaptorsHQ is a growing, interactive community committed to providing the best Raptors and Canadian basketball content on the web.

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recent FanPosts

Small
Raptors and the Summer of 2013
Small
All Things Tanking Pt.2
Small
All Things Tanking  Pt.1
Small
The Jared Sullinger Project
Small
The Disturbing Parallels of Briyan Burkeangelo
Small
Who kidnapped James Johnson & replaced him with this guy?
In_rainbows_small
I am concerned; I think fans should be concerned.
Tfc_academy_small
Andrea Bargnani Interview
Small
Ed Davis and how he defines the Raps future
Small
Fan Perspective: Demar Derozan

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >


Managers

2009_0503draft09-20006_-_williams_solo_small Adam Francis

Basketball_20gym_20in_20sun2009-01-27-1233091216_small RaptorsHQ - Howland

Editors

Viciousd_2005-01-20_small Raptors HQ - Vicious D

Authors

Burgundy_small RaptorsHQ - Defensive Stance

Img_0813_small rbala